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Today, I was tutoring a band member. Whenever I ask him to play a D or any D scale, he stops just to snicker and say, "Ha ha. D." He still sucks. I hate his guts. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37708) - you deserved it (5105)

On 04/25/2013 at 3:55am - work - by justgivemethed - United States (California)

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Please don't tell us you phrased these instructions by saying, "Give me the D".

#1 - On 04/25/2013 at 1:07pm by FreshPie

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You should tell him to play F. As in "F you".

#2 - On 04/25/2013 at 1:08pm by DocBastard

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