By justgivemethed - 25/04/2013 07:55 - United States - Westminster

Today, I was tutoring a band member. Whenever I ask him to play a D or any D scale, he stops just to snicker and say, "Ha ha. D." He still sucks. I hate his guts. FML
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DocBastard 38

You should tell him to play F. As in "F you".

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s0m3guy2010 21

Maybe not. According to OP, the boy sucks on the D.

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AngelSpit 18

More likely she said "give me a d" or "now I want a d"

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HowieDoIt 21

At least it's not guitar class, he'd have comments about the G and D string.

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chanellgymnast 17

Wait. He's probably laughing because his is too small.

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_DudeGuy_ 16

Why are you all immature, there's nothing dirty about the teacher wanting the kid to give her a d! I mean, seriously! (Sarcasm Meters at 1000%. WE'RE GOING DOWN)

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ShakeDisPlace 10

he probably likes to play the "skin flute," OP.

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tygerarmy 35

Just wait 'til he tells you he broke a G string fingering A minor.

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rockydify 22

You hate his guts because he made a 'D' joke?

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EvilUndead 9

You could use "fixed do solfege". Which means "Do re mi fa sol la si" instead of "C D E F G A B". Since he can't shut up, it'll be his fault.

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TheBrochure 22

#58 - While that is what one may hear most of the time, #37 is referring to the solfège (likely solfeggio) that uses "si" instead of "ti." Also, "sol" is correct.

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