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Today, in my job as an assistant at a music venue, I had to get posters signed by that night's performer. When I walked into the dressing room, I was told, "unless you're sucking my cock then get the fuck out of here" and had the posters slapped out of my hands. It's my job to deal with these pricks. FML

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On 04/02/2013 at 9:26pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Oklahoma)

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Bands like that don't deserve fans.

#4 - On 04/03/2013 at 3:19am by waffule365

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Would really like to know which band it was. That's so rude. Don't they know they need fans!?

#2 - On 04/03/2013 at 3:18am by Gutafaerie

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