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Today, I finally built up the courage to quit my job. I waited an hour to speak to the boss; I finally sat down with her, and she told me I had to be let go because I'm not "reliable enough." The only time I missed work was when I had the stomach flu. I was fired before I could even quit. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33901) - you deserved it (3290)

On 03/22/2013 at 2:13am - work - by Anonymous - United States

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well if you were fired then collect unemployment.

#3 - On 03/22/2013 at 11:12am by stogeist

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The best of both worlds! Now, you can collect unemployment -- you can't get that if you quit voluntarily.

Also, if you have that bogus "not reliable enough" reason on paper, you have basis for a wrongful termination lawsuit. You get to stop working at a shithole and have two chances to score some free cash from them. Congrats!

#9 - On 03/22/2013 at 11:14am by perdix

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