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Today, I was fired from my job for breaking my company's tattoo policy. I have a small scar on my wrist that roughly resembles a heart. My boss insists that it's one of those white ink tattoos. No one will believe me. FML

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On 03/07/2013 at 3:17am - work - by crap - United States

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I think I would be filing a complaint with the corporate office.

#1 - On 03/07/2013 at 6:00am by imessedwithtexas

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This must be a case of unfair dismissal. I can't see your location but in the UK you could probably get the police involved.

#2 - On 03/07/2013 at 6:01am by greenwich1945

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