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Today, I was so bored at a dinner party that I went to the bathroom to play games on my phone. One of my co-workers came in, so I rushed into a stall, but forgot to turn my phone's sound off. She heard it and said, "It's OK, music helps me shit too" and started blasting her music and grunting. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27652) - you deserved it (6310)

On 03/06/2013 at 9:39pm - work - by shittysongs - United States (Washington)

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everybody poops. Read the book.

#1 - On 03/07/2013 at 3:12am by sarah6786

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Was it good music at least?

#3 - On 03/07/2013 at 3:12am by paintedchocolate

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