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Today, my boss and I had to come up with a code to call if a person acts inappropriately towards me because I "attract too many weirdos." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28032) - you deserved it (2887)

On 03/03/2013 at 8:17pm - work - by smokeysarah94 - Canada (Ontario)

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At least your boss cares about you. Be glad.

#1 - On 03/04/2013 at 3:06am by dr_snow_bear

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At least you can say you're attracting customers, even if they are weird.

#3 - On 03/04/2013 at 3:09am by Racky

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