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Today, my boss told me to go outside and take part in the company's stupid Harlem Shake video. When I declined, he threatened to fire me if I didn't take part. I ended up being the guy who had to furiously pelvic thrust before the music dropped. FML

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On 02/23/2013 at 2:32am - work - by mypelvishurts - United States (California)

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This better be on youtube!

#1 - On 02/23/2013 at 6:13am by ollie179

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just laugh it off op at the rate these Harlem shake videos are popping up on the web your company's will just be another grain of sand in the desert and consider the pelvic thrusting an endurance exercise for when you get to sleep with your bosses wife.

#2 - On 02/23/2013 at 6:14am by ocramavaf

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