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Today, I finally got to conduct my first questioning of a suspect, who had been arrested in connection with a car theft. As I recited the Miranda warning to him, my mind went totally blank, and after a few seconds, he sarcastically continued the speech for me. FML

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On 01/17/2013 at 12:15pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

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I find it hilarious that he knows it well enough to recite under pressure yet its your job to remember it and you mindblanked.

#1 - On 01/17/2013 at 9:41pm by Angel1000168

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21 jump street?

#2 - On 01/17/2013 at 9:42pm by nadnerbz

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