Today, an elderly gentleman came into my store complaining of a toothache, so I showed him where the Orajel was located. He then insisted on making a big scene, claiming that I really had the magic touch and if I would just stroke his cheek all his pain would go away. FML

by lifebecrazed / 01/17/2013 at 11:57am / Work

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  • Well I hope you stroked it for him... His cheek I mean.

    #2 - On 01/17/2013 at 1:08pm by I_iz_B_a_troll

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  • I would just play along, and be a good employee.

    Unless the next thing he asks for is the Viagra. Then get your manager, and a restraining order.

    #6 - On 01/17/2013 at 1:10pm by ManInTheMachine

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