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Today, an elderly gentleman came into my store complaining of a toothache, so I showed him where the Orajel was located. He then insisted on making a big scene, claiming that I really had the magic touch and if I would just stroke his cheek all his pain would go away. FML
Well I hope you stroked it for him... His cheek I mean.
I would just play along, and be a good employee.
Unless the next thing he asks for is the Viagra. Then get your manager, and a restraining order.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 27 March 2015