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Today, my boss put me on suspension, a week after granting a subordinate time off to recover from surgery. When I signed the paperwork, I was too embarrassed to admit I didn't understand her writing, which apparently said she was getting treated for "dangerously low levels of dick". FML


I agree, your life sucks (10265) - you deserved it (23090)

On 12/31/2012 at 5:42pm - work - by offtothejobcentre (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

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She does, however, have dangerously high levels of bitch.

#4 - On 12/31/2012 at 11:49pm by andiewithlove

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I remember an episode of "Grey's Anatomy" where someone was treated for that condition.

#2 - On 12/31/2012 at 11:40pm by Steve95401

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