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Today, my boss put me on suspension, a week after granting a subordinate time off to recover from surgery. When I signed the paperwork, I was too embarrassed to admit I didn't understand her writing, which apparently said she was getting treated for "dangerously low levels of dick". FML
She does, however, have dangerously high levels of bitch.
I remember an episode of "Grey's Anatomy" where someone was treated for that condition.
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