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Today, my dad asked me when I was going to start looking for a job. Jokingly, I told him next year. He got pissed, started to yell, then realized Tuesday is New Year's Day and grounded me for "being a dumbass." FML
That's the hooker calling the whore a slut..
I always hate when people make this joke, and they do it every year.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 27 March 2015