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Today, I started at my first job. Within the first five minutes of arriving, I was followed around by a white guy who repeatedly sang to me, "Black people love making music" along with a few of his own songs. It resulted in me getting fired for bringing my "boyfriend" to work. I didn't even know him. FML


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On 11/14/2012 at 8:04pm - work - by sarahijklmnop (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

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Free boyfriend! And you don't even need an iPod anymore!

#2 - On 11/15/2012 at 2:56am by MelTheGreat

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Maybe it's for the best, if your boss is like that. How can a boss just assume they know something like that? Ugh sorry OP good luck finding another job

#1 - On 11/15/2012 at 2:56am by WCARlover

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