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Today, I gave a big presentation at work, hoping to impress my boss and angle for a promotion. I was already nervous, but a co-worker at the back kept making goofy faces, causing me to repeatedly break into laughter. My boss accused me of being high, and suspended me on the spot. FML


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On 11/02/2012 at 8:23pm - work - by YOUFUCKINGFUCKSOCK (man) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)

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Make sure to do this the next time your co-worker has to do a speech, then see how he feels about it

#1 - On 11/03/2012 at 12:20am by MrBubblez98

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Well that's unprofessional of your boss to just assume your high and suspended you just like that, sorry to hear OP

#3 - On 11/03/2012 at 12:21am by pickles1994

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