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Today, at work as an EMT, I was telling a panicked patient that I would be taking her vital signs. I inadvertently said that I would be taking her vital organs. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13580) - you deserved it (2416)

On 10/28/2012 at 11:10pm - work - by Medic - United States (Washington)

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No! Anything but the organs!
How will we play church music :o

#2 - On 10/29/2012 at 4:06am by StoryOfTheYear

See in context

+148 | 13

*Pulls out chainsaw. We all know your intentions.

#1 - On 10/29/2012 at 3:59am by j_cat187

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