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Today, at work as a massage therapist, I pulled down the guy's blanket slightly to massage his lower back. There were shit stains spreading from his ass crack all the way to his mid-back. When I told him, he wanted me to massage there anyway. FML

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On 10/22/2012 at 12:07am - work - by Lunazel93 - Canada (Ontario)

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That's sooo gross!!!!

#1 - On 10/22/2012 at 6:01am by mandyk5918

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I gagged reading this. And I've seen some horrible stuff. I hope you refused him service on the grounds of him being a walking bio-hazard.

#9 - On 10/22/2012 at 6:08am by honestjane

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