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Today, I got a text message from my boss that read, "You've been very bad. Severe punishment is in order." I'm not sure whether I should be turned on or terrified. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15057) - you deserved it (1637)

On 10/10/2012 at 9:58am - work - by whatadaydanny (man) - Dominica

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Is your boss Jennifer Anniston?

#7 - On 10/10/2012 at 12:58pm by ICastillo

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I'd be turned on and terrified. Make it simpler

#1 - On 10/10/2012 at 12:55pm by hunteer9

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