Low quality toilet paper baffles me. I mean triple ply is only like $0.75 roll. Even if single ply is literally free, isn't it worth like $.05 per customer to not have the lowest grade experience possible? It's the most ridiculous place to try and cut corners.

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As regular hemorrhoids sufferer, take wipes with you for when you need to use a public toilet. The state brand of loo roll in the UK is 0.5 ply.

I'm troubled with your use of the word "unintentionally." If you're giving so much attention to the toilet paper quality, it seems pretty intentional.

The quality of toilet paper is exactly why I don’t use the restroom at work unless I absolutely have to. With how many brands are now adding like lotions and stuff to their paper and the fact that I have an allergy to some kind of ingredient found in stuff like that, I get rashes if I use anything other than like 2 brands.

Consider possibly carrying baby wipes or your own tissue. after having a baby I had to do this until I was fully recovered of you know what I mean.

Bring your own toilet paper.