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Today, at work, my boss asked me why I wasn't adhering to proper dress code. I pointed out that skinny jeans are in the dress code, to which he replied, "Only if you're skinny." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16509) - you deserved it (8429)

On 10/05/2012 at 12:40pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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Wow that's so harsh, some bosses are total dicks..

#1 - On 10/05/2012 at 9:06pm by abentoremember

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I don't really understand all the YDI's. It's not OP's fault her boss is an ass.

#2 - On 10/05/2012 at 9:09pm by Mearemoi

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