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Today, I had to pay my manager $10 just to take my stalker's order so I didn't have to. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21781) - you deserved it (2227)

On 09/25/2012 at 3:08am - work - by snowbell18 (woman) - United States

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Take it yourself and flirt with him. Might get a huge tip. He'd probably love it if you spit in his food too.

#3 - On 09/25/2012 at 5:43am by supportcommand

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Sometimes the best way to scare off a stalker is too act more psycho than they are

#5 - On 09/25/2012 at 5:45am by HeyArnold91

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