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Today, I decided to use hand sanitizer to mask the smell of my armpits at work. Not only did it intensify the stench, my boss thinks I have a drinking problem, because I vaguely smelled of alcohol. I was too embarrassed to explain. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7519) - you deserved it (18881)

On 09/08/2012 at 1:26pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

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Go to the bathroom. Take off your shirt. Wash under your arms with the hand soap.

#2 - On 09/08/2012 at 3:57pm by glittercookies

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Deodorant maybe?

#1 - On 09/08/2012 at 3:56pm by griffins33

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