Work, Embarrassing, Coworkers and Smells: Smell test - FML

Smell test

By Anonymous - 12/09/2026 22:00 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, during my meeting with manager, I found out that my coworkers think that I stink. I literally shower every day and use deodorant and perfume. Am I doing something wrong? FML

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Inkoseh 31

Saturday 12 September 2026 23:59

Either too heavy on the perfume or you have something going on biologically. There's some people who have metabolic disorders that makes their breath and sweat smells like sulfur or eggs.

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Inkoseh 31

Saturday 12 September 2026 23:59

Either too heavy on the perfume or you have something going on biologically. There's some people who have metabolic disorders that makes their breath and sweat smells like sulfur or eggs.

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