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Today, my lazy manager, who blatantly spreads vicious rumors about employees, one which has ruined a marriage, has started targeting me because her lazy daughter was legally fired. Now I'm known around the office as "the whore who slept her way up the corporate ladder." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17260) - you deserved it (1132)

On 08/17/2012 at 6:16pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada

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Well, she certainly sounds like a charming woman.
"Horrible Bosses" came to mind.

#1 - On 08/17/2012 at 8:12pm by FMLshark

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Wow. I'm so sorry. Find a a way to get your boss in trouble! That is extremely unbusiness like and frankly, she sounds like a terrible boss.

#2 - On 08/17/2012 at 8:12pm by comeatmebroo6254

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