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Today, while at work, I used the restroom. After I noticed we were out of paper towels, I just tried shaking my hands dry. I then readjusted my bra, since it'd been driving me crazy all day. After getting back to my cubicle, I realized that I had two wet handprints over my boobs. FML

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On 08/07/2012 at 3:17pm - work - by Employee (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

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Not gonna lie...I would stare 0.0

#2 - On 08/07/2012 at 6:33pm by ant1078

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A likely excuse! I bet you were actually involved in some hanky panky with a coworker in the bathroom and came up with this elaborate cover story.

You are so busted.

#5 - On 08/07/2012 at 6:34pm by DocBastard

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