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Today, while bussing at my restaurant job, I felt a cold, wet animal slither down my leg. I started shrieking loudly and dancing dementedly to get it off, and everyone in the restaurant turned to stare. Then I realized there was a hole in my pocket and some quarters had slid out down my leg. FML
The heads on the coins are watching you...
So were the people in the restaurant. :P
I'll bet a quarter you danced like Candace Flynn in Squirrels in my Pants.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 24 July 2015