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Today, I thought it would be a good idea to sneak out of work early and pay a little visit to the pub. I ended up staggering home, drunkenly making myself a nacho cheese dorito milkshake with the blender, then promptly puked my guts out all over the kitchen table. FML


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On 07/20/2012 at 5:38pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Wexford)

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"Today, I thought it would be a good idea to sneak out of work..." YDI.

#1 - On 07/20/2012 at 7:45pm by Bonzer

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Sorry, but you completely deserve it.
Not only did you leave your job, which was irresponsible, but you clearly got way to drunk at the pub if you were doing that. There are lessons to be learned here.
#1 Don't skip work.
#2 Getting a little bit drunk is ok, but too much and you'll do
something you regret.

#5 - On 07/20/2012 at 7:47pm by tehcyberman

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