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Today, I thought it would be a good idea to sneak out of work early and pay a little visit to the pub. I ended up staggering home, drunkenly making myself a nacho cheese dorito milkshake with the blender, then promptly puked my guts out all over the kitchen table. FML
"Today, I thought it would be a good idea to sneak out of work..." YDI.
You're just lucky there was no one from work at the pub. You could not deserve it more for sneaking out of work.
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