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Today, I was forced to listen and politely nod with a smile on my face, as my boss droned on and on, explaining that everything in the universe is slowly getting bigger, aside from him, because he's never felt so short before. FML
Sympathize with him! maybe he'll give you a raise for that?
Just, remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving.....
Always look on the bright side of life!
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.