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Today, I was forced to listen and politely nod with a smile on my face, as my boss droned on and on, explaining that everything in the universe is slowly getting bigger, aside from him, because he's never felt so short before. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15329) - you deserved it (1793)

On 06/17/2012 at 3:38pm - work - by Megan (woman) - United Kingdom (Neath Port Talbot)

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Sympathize with him! maybe he'll give you a raise for that?

#5 - On 06/17/2012 at 6:12pm by astoryofroses

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Just, remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving.....

Always look on the bright side of life!

#2 - On 06/17/2012 at 6:10pm by platypus546

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