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Today, I woke up early for an important team meeting I needed to attend. I washed, got changed, and sat down to eat breakfast... I then woke up again, an hour late and covered in cereal. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20795) - you deserved it (3910)

On 05/19/2012 at 4:03am - work - by themcdave - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)

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Oh no! OP, you shouldn't let this sit-uation bowl you over. Cerealsly, at least you'll make a fashionable latte entrance. Just milk out all the sympathy you can from the overseers at the meeting.

#9 - On 05/19/2012 at 10:10am by DracoSpirita

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What a crumby start to your day :(

#3 - On 05/19/2012 at 10:06am by chowE

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