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Today, I sat down on a chair after my very large boss sat on it all day. When I got up, my pants were damp. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22666) - you deserved it (2305)

On 05/18/2012 at 7:49am - work - by Anonymous - United States

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He was just marking his territory.

#2 - On 05/18/2012 at 10:28am by KeannaLove

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Ewwwww

#3 - On 05/18/2012 at 10:28am by hapetreefriend

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