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Today, at work, some little girl went in the bathroom for quite a while. Came out for two minutes and went back in. She then came out with her finger clutched in a paper towel. One of the other coworkers went in to check the bathroom. The little girl wrote "Hi!" with her own poop. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35247) - you deserved it (1647)

On 05/15/2009 at 3:20am - work - by RunningMurphy (man) - United States (Minnesota)

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Aw, how sweet, she watches 2 girls 1 cup.

#1 - On 05/15/2009 at 2:03pm by Sessee

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How does this affect your life?

#7 - On 05/15/2009 at 2:07pm by notmuch

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