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Today, I received a call from the company I applied to, only to have my father pick it up and make fun of the man's accent. They won't call me back or take any of my calls, and my dad is completely unapologetic. FML


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On 03/31/2012 at 9:00pm - work - by Bashit (woman) - United States (Texas)

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Shitty of your dad to do that, unprofessional for the company to hold that against you. Maybe you're better off.

#3 - On 04/01/2012 at 3:27am by lajaynay

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I didn't know 5 year olds were capable of having kids.

#10 - On 04/01/2012 at 3:40am by Mirorbo

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