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Today, a stuffed ferret was the latest addition to the list of weird items my colleagues have found in our rubbish tip, and that they put in my office. The list also includes explicit fetish porn playing cards, live ammo and dead pheasants, to name a few. I need a new job. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18039) - you deserved it (2150)

On 03/05/2012 at 11:36am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Gateshead)

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Damn I knew I misplaced my ferret

#1 - On 03/05/2012 at 12:50pm by waswashere

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Well if you don't want those cards... I umm have a friend who would love them...

#10 - On 03/05/2012 at 12:59pm by Blacksxe

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