When you miss your train By Lewis - 14/12/2018 18:00 Apparently he misses it very much... I agree, your life sucks 280 You deserved it 81 Share Tweet Share
Today, I realized that whenever I use emoticons, I tend to make the same face in real life. My coworkers gleefully showed me various pictures with my tongue out, face scrunched up, and so on, while staring at my phone. They've already made their way around the office. FML I agree, your life sucks 10 005 You deserved it 21 832
Today, I was eating out with a group of friends and my boyfriend. During the meal, I accidentally took a sip from my male friend's glass. My boyfriend pointed and said, "Babe, you took his drink." My friend responded by putting his arm round me and saying, "Whatever, I took her virginity." FML I agree, your life sucks 72 077 You deserved it 18 229
Today, I walked out onto the driveway to find my mom standing on the wet pavement, screaming at the worms that had come out after the rain, saying that they were "on private property" and that they were "trespassing." All of our neighbors had come out of their houses to watch. FML I agree, your life sucks 32 000 You deserved it 2 397
Today, I went to pick up my dog from a friend's place since she agreed to watch him while I went out of state for Spring Break. I arrived at her apartment. She’s gone and the apartment was vacated. She won’t answer her phone or texts, and vanished from all social media. I’m still making payments on the dog. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 592 You deserved it 296
Today, my boyfriend of over 2 years said he wants to get married before he leaves for basic training. Not because he loves me, but because he'll get paid more if he's married. This is the only time he's been excited about marriage. FML I agree, your life sucks 41 811 You deserved it 4 962
Today, I'm in my fourth month of training in the US Navy. I'm 3000 miles from home. I joined to give my wife a better life. Since I've been gone, she decided that she liked being single. FML I agree, your life sucks 48 530 You deserved it 4 458
Today, I realized the $40 iPhone case I bought to keep my new phone from getting scratched, scratched my iPhone. FML I agree, your life sucks 28 382 You deserved it 6 554
Today, after being chronically constipated for the better part of a week, I finally have the urge to poop. Too bad I'm 30 minutes early to work and locked out of the building. FML I agree, your life sucks 34 702 You deserved it 3 883
I guess his plans got derailed.
Wow he was really training to get there🤣🤣