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Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17185) - you deserved it (1796)

On 02/21/2012 at 4:53am - work - by kat (woman) - Reserved

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A client? like a your a stripper or something?

#3 - On 02/21/2012 at 10:12am by Gtaylorfication

See in context

+80

Do you actually have a boyfriend?

#2 - On 02/21/2012 at 10:09am by bjcr8978

See in context

+72

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