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Man or woman?

Today, a woman and her daughter came into the store I work at. The girl placed a pair of underpants on the counter, and confessed she had stolen them earlier. Assuming she had already heard a lecture, I simply thanked her for bringing them back. Her mom yelled at me for not yelling at her. FML

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On 11/21/2011 at 2:02am - work - by disciplinaryaction (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

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You are not her mom, that's her job to yell at her not yours.

#1 - On 11/21/2011 at 10:06am by unhappybitch

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It's not your job to parent a strange child.

#2 - On 11/21/2011 at 10:07am by kismentia

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