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Today, I told my boss about a coworker that had been hitting on me. She looked me dead in the eye and said "I was afraid that would happen. He's a bit of a chubby chaser." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31605) - you deserved it (4623)

On 11/17/2011 at 11:50am - work - by Chubby - United States

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Say "if that's so, why isn't he after you?"

#3 - On 11/17/2011 at 12:42pm by TheNinjaCat

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Sit on her.

#5 - On 11/17/2011 at 12:43pm by cookie_3008

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