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Today, I had to sit patiently at the checkout at work, listening to my own father rant about how the twinkies he was buying were "twice the size back in my day", and how "you could buy a dozen of these suckers for just 10 cents." He didn't stop there. No, he tried to haggle over the price. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19821) - you deserved it (1994)

On 10/27/2011 at 9:48pm - work - by Angelica (woman) - United States (New York)

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Can't wait until he does this for a pack of condoms.

#2 - On 10/28/2011 at 12:03am by khaya

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i don't blame him shit changes when you start to grow up

#3 - On 10/28/2011 at 12:04am by adamman87

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