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Today, I was at work when I found an iPhone on the floor. I decided not to turn it into the manager and keep it. Five minutes later, a customer asked if anyone had turned in her missing phone. I said no and began to walk away, when her friend called her phone. It rang. She recognized the ringtone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6313) - you deserved it (129013)

On 10/27/2011 at 1:01am - work - by charlie3289 (man) - United States (Florida)

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Serves you right, buddy!

#1 - On 10/27/2011 at 6:15am by Savra

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Don't be such a stealing dick in the future

#3 - On 10/27/2011 at 6:18am by MyNameIsInsomnia

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