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Today, after being in the UK for 2 months, I learned that when saying, "I'm about to blow off and kill someone", to the British "blow off" means "fart." This was pointed out to me in an open-space office after a particularly loud rant. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8067) - you deserved it (17816)

On 09/29/2011 at 4:04am - work - by AngerManagement - United Kingdom

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What does "blow off" mean in America? Sorry I've never heard that saying.

#13 - On 09/29/2011 at 10:25am by FreakAZoidd

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Damn yanks! Taking our jobs!

#1 - On 09/29/2011 at 9:59am by jerome1995

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