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Today, at my job serving, I went to clear the plates when the guy said, "Hold on a second." Thinking he wasn't quite finished, I went to put the plate back. He then reached in to his mouth, pulled out a dark brown object and threw it on the plate. It was a rotten tooth. I almost puked. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23751) - you deserved it (1177)

On 09/15/2011 at 3:36am - work - by Tancred (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

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Hey. A tip is a tip.

#3 - On 09/15/2011 at 10:04am by gigglingalways

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That is quite possibly the single most disgusting thing I have ever heard of. Ugh...

#7 - On 09/15/2011 at 10:05am by jadeddreamer

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