Customers, Restaurants and Work: Ewwww, gross - FML

Ewwww, gross

By Tancred - 15/09/2011 07:36 - Canada

Today, at my job serving, I went to clear the plates when a guy said, "Hold on a second." Thinking he wasn't quite finished, I went to put the plate back. He then reached into his mouth, pulled out a dark brown object and threw it on the plate. It was a rotten tooth. I almost puked. FML

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By militarywife2b - 14/12/2009 20:23 - France

Today, at work, I watched a man throw up in his hands, dump the contents on his plate, then eat the things it "didn't touch." I had to wash his plate. FML

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By jules - 10/03/2011 07:53 - United States

Today, an older man sat next to me while he ate his lunch. He dropped what I assumed was his cutlery. Wanting to help out, I picked it up off the floor. It was his teeth. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2019 16:00

Today, I was at my job as a dental assistant and I was told to take an X-ray of a woman's teeth. As soon as I put the foam piece into her mouth, she projectile-vomited all over me and the floor. I had just started my 5-hour shift. FML

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By UUUGHHH - 05/02/2016 20:33 - France - Villejuif

Today, I watched in horror from the other room as my boyfriend picked the biggest, slimiest booger I've ever seen, then lowered it into his mouth, and licked his finger clean. I very nearly threw up. FML

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By Eyalsh - 30/01/2015 04:53 - Germany - Greifswald

Today, I came back to my dormitory after a long shift at work. After using the toilet, I looked at myself in the mirror, only to find a huge piece of food stuck between my front teeth. I work at one of the fanciest restaurants in town; nobody bothered to tell me anything. FML

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By Sick Guy - 24/03/2018 20:30 - United States - Boynton Beach

Today, I wasn't feeling well at work. While I was in the bathroom losing my lunch, a very large piece of food came up. The resulting splash of toilet water went straight up into my mouth. FML

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By Toothy_Peg - 13/06/2009 15:13 - Australia

Today, I got a meat pie for lunch. I bit into it and felt something hard. I spat it out. It was a tooth. I checked my mouth in a panic and discovered, with mixed feelings of relief and horror, that the tooth wasn’t mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom - Wakefield

Today, I went to a restaurant for a second date. As we were eating, a piece of food got stuck in my teeth. I tried to discreetly remove it, but ended up spitting it across the table and onto my date's glasses. FML

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By Ilovelife07 - 19/09/2009 04:47 - United States

Today, I went out to lunch on my break. When I got back to work, I noticed I had something in my teeth. After trying to get it out with my tongue, I finally went to my car for some floss. I ended up pulling a 4 inch pube out of my back teeth. It certainly wasn't mine. FML

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By ledentist - 12/09/2012 02:24 - United States - Center Barnstead

Today, my dentist dropped my bite plate for x-rays on the ground, picked it up, looked at it intently, took a couple of hairs off, and shoved it back into my mouth. FML

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gigglingalways 6

Thursday 15 September 2011 16:04

Hey. A tip is a tip.

Neilish 15

Thursday 15 September 2011 16:04

Nasty

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LeiT 0

Thursday 15 September 2011 19:47

Holy shiiiit that is gross, nearly puked reading it and im not that sensitive

michi23 0

Thursday 15 September 2011 19:54

Wtf????

thiscrazything 1

Thursday 15 September 2011 19:59

Ewwww, I hope he gave you a good tip for that.

123kookypoo 10

Friday 13 January 2012 21:33

That was his tip...

guitarplayer546 0

Thursday 15 September 2011 20:10

That is so disgusting.

brittber 0

Thursday 15 September 2011 21:00

ewwwwwwww

loserman67 35

Thursday 15 September 2011 21:58

I honestly would have dropped the plate back on his table and said to him, "Wait Sir, I'll get you a doggie bag."

BellaMarta 19

Thursday 15 September 2011 23:17

...who DOES that??

MatthewHass 4

Friday 16 September 2011 1:31

******* gross

LDloodle 2

Friday 16 September 2011 3:04

That is the most disgusting thing ever. 15 years of waiting tables and that tops them. Ugh..,

Neonnight 0

Friday 16 September 2011 4:48

Gross was it a canine

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