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Today, I had a lady come in to order a pizza. She wanted to use a free delivery coupon. After telling her several times that she couldn't use a free delivery coupon, unless she was having the pizza delivered, she told me I have horrible people skills. FML

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SHE has horrible people skills

#2 - On 09/12/2011 at 5:00pm by savagearmz

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Haha too bad u can't tell her off without getting in trouble from ur boss

#1 - On 09/12/2011 at 4:58pm by FML_accounT123

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