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Today, while working at my tanning salon, a woman came in and I put her in a booth, which are all stand up. After she comes out, I go in to clean it and realize that floor is all wet. I questioned her about it and she replies, "Oh, I peed, that's not a drain?". FML
Should have said "No, and I'm sorry, I didn't know you didn't have a brain"
Who the fuck pees in a tanning salon? wtf
Oh my god you're joking!
I guess you really can't underestimate stupidity!
Now you will have to post a notice saying "Customers please note: Tanning booths are not toilets"
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Wednesday 13 August 2014