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Today, while going around trying to find a job, a manager came up to ask me, "Are you looking to work here?" I nodded happily, hoping this would be the end of my search. She looked me up and down, saw I had a jacket on to hide my tattoos and said, "Sorry, I can't hire heroin addicts." FML

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On 08/23/2011 at 2:50am - work - by Protectress (woman) - United States (Texas)

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Stereotypical much? Wow, that would be a shitty manager to work for...

#2 - On 08/23/2011 at 5:43am by happyhak

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That is rude for her to assume you're a drug addict because of tattoos. Some tattooed people I know are the nicest and best workers ever.

#3 - On 08/23/2011 at 5:43am by ramboman19

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