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Today, after coming back from deployment, I found a homeless guy had broken into my house and made it his home for the last 5 months. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36163) - you deserved it (2323)

On 08/11/2011 at 7:38pm - work - by Username - United States

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probably the best 5 months of his life.

#1 - On 08/12/2011 at 3:18am by hannahtaskey

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Considering your an army person, I would declare a battle for your house.
Rules: One M16
2 clips
1 knife
A grenade
And a dog

#2 - On 08/12/2011 at 3:19am by Iamnotmyself

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