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Today, I have to take medicine that gives me painful, violent farts. Tomorrow, I have to either get fired or go work in an office that's dead silent. How silent? Last week I heard my coworker drop a paperclip, three desks away. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30685) - you deserved it (2765)

On 07/30/2011 at 2:58am - work - by Tootie (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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Drop another paperclip to mask the sound?

#3 - On 07/30/2011 at 10:18am by YacL

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Sit in your office chair in the aisle and let your gas propel you through the maze of cubicles. if you're going to get fired, you may as well do it in style.

#12 - On 07/30/2011 at 10:22am by DrewsFML

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