Today, I accidentally asked a one-armed man which arm he wanted me to take blood from. He asked for a different nurse. FML
I agree, your life sucks (15767) - you deserved it (46923)
On 07/21/2011 at 7:35pm - work - by ohmygosh - United States (Pennsylvania)
Anonymous's life also sucksToday, my three-year-old daughter rushed in, excited about her new baby brother or…
Anonymous also deserved itToday, my roommate showed me that her pepper spray had expired, so I decided to test it…
*super facepalm* with hypodermic needle you boob
#2 - On 07/22/2011 at 3:26am by jewknowit710
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+94 | 2
I don't blame him.
#3 - On 07/22/2011 at 3:28am by Tristyxxx
+83 | 24
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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