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Today, at work, our team started a new sales strategy of selling flowers to men by asking them to buy one for their lovely ladies. The first guy I ask ends up crying and telling me his wife passed away a week ago. The woman with him was actually his sister. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34262) - you deserved it (4898)

On 07/17/2011 at 1:16am - work - by Auston (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

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It's not like you knew. Oh well ¯|(°_o)/¯

Sucks to be him, though.

#1 - On 07/17/2011 at 6:06am by allmidnighteyes

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
This rhyme's overdone,
But at least I'm not you.

#12 - On 07/17/2011 at 6:09am by redbluegreen

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