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Today, at work, our team started a new sales strategy of selling flowers to men by asking them to buy one for their lovely ladies. The first guy I ask ends up crying and telling me his wife passed away a week ago. The woman with him was actually his sister. FML
It's not like you knew. Oh well ¯|(°_o)/¯
Sucks to be him, though.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
This rhyme's overdone,
But at least I'm not you.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 12 February 2016