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Today, I found out that the landscaping job I started three weeks ago is actually for an illicit business run by a hippie who pissed away the entire payroll to fund his drug habit. He has no way of coughing up the $900 he owes me. I'm broke as hell, and my electricity is now going to get cut off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37896) - you deserved it (4311)

On 07/08/2011 at 8:12pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

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Take him to court?

#5 - On 07/08/2011 at 11:24pm by ABbaby

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You should've done some research before, but still. It sucks man/girl.

#1 - On 07/08/2011 at 11:21pm by Sisaac

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