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Today, while using the restroom at work, I dropped my keys into the toilet. I left to find something to get them out and figured nobody would use a toilet with keys in it. I came back to a bowl of dung and "Shit happens" written on the wall in lipstick. FML

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At least it wasn't written in shit....

#7 - On 07/05/2011 at 6:12am by LadyClarik

See in context

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reach in and grab you can always wash your hands

#10 - On 07/05/2011 at 6:17am by robc32ca

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